Retardedfaggot

retardedfaggot is a Hyperion Online Anarchy player known for his disruptive behavior and promulgation of chaos. He is best known as the founder of the Circle Party, a radical clan. He is considered an oldfag, joining the server on January 13, 2026.

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Early Life

retardedfaggot first appeared on Hyperion Online Anarchy on the first day of Hytale's release. From the beginning of his time on the server, he was recognized for his aggressive chat presence and willingness to spam the “Hard-C” (Circumference) and push for the founding of the server’s very own CCC (Coalition for Circular Chaos). At one point, he threatened to craft “Round Robes” and start burning rectangles at spawn.

Rise to Prominence

His rise to prominence came through consistent visibility in chat. His name stands out for being impossible. By remaining active during peak hours, he became a recognizable name across the server for being a foul-mouthed shapist, anti-vertex, anti-edge, spherical-supremacist bastard.

Rather than focusing on building or long-term survival, retardedfaggot concentrated on “rounding” the server, often targeting established bases by mining off their corners until they collapsed.

Founding of the Circle Party

The Circle Party was founded by retardedfaggot and a small cadre of radical anti-angularists in the ruins of a destroyed spawn base. Their ideology, known as “Pan-Sphericalism,” posited that the 90-degree angle was an unnatural abomination imposed by the game developers to suppress the true, flowing nature of reality.

The Circle Party's official symbol and logo

The Party’s manifesto, Mein Kampf (My Curve), argued that “The tyranny of the Grid” enslaved the player base in a rigid, box-like existence. They declared total war on “Cuboid degeneracy” and pledged to reshape the server into an infinite, frictionless orb. Recruitment began in global chat, with members identifying themselves by wearing exclusively round-ish armor (pumpkins, helmets) and refusing to walk in straight lines, opting instead to move in erratic arcs to “break the pathfinding of the oppressors.”

The Skybox Rendering Bug

One of retardedfaggot’s most notable moments occurred when he encountered a severe visual rendering bug near spawn. The glitch caused the skybox to fragment into non-Euclidean geometry.

The distorted skybox and void geometry observed near spawn.

In the screenshot, he can be seen reacting in confusion, stating: "what the fuck"

Current Day

He is currently the Grand Arch-Rounder of the Sphere-SS (Sphere Squadron). He is known to be the main architect of the ongoing Voxelcaust, the systematic removal of cubes from Hyperion.

As the principal enforcer of the Circle’s geometric policies, retardedfaggot was responsible for operating “Rounding Camps” (where players are forced to spin in circles for hours) and forming “Smoothing Squads” to delete sharp edges from the map. In this capacity, he has played a central role in the destruction of an estimated 6 million dirt blocks.

A day before the launch of Operation Rolling Thunder, he commissioned the drafting of the Generalplan Orb, which was implemented to flatten the entire Eastern quadrant into a perfect disc.

Reputation

retardedfaggot is seen to most as a retarded faggot.

Due to his name, he is banned from all normal servers. That's why he lives on anarchy servers, like a troll under a bridge.

Legacy

retardedfaggot persists to this day